AW...what a GOOD BOY this little pug is! He demonstrates for all of us the ways we can be green.
There's one problem. No surprise - the most impactful way to be green is not listed:
You can replace all your lightbulbs, recycle all your plastics, drive hybrid cars, go vegetarian, and drink filtered water out the wazoo but none of those actions will reduce your carbon footprint like the simple act of remaining childfree. NOTHING.
But as we can see, that message is so taboo even cute little pugs are afraid to say it.
So I will.